the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Randomize
