i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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