They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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