wanna go halves on a baby?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
pray to the hookup gods
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Randomize
