she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Shitshow foam night was such a success
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
the raccoons are back...
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