Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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