I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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