So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
