hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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