is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I have fence marks all over my body
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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