everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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