I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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