no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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