Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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