I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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