Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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