No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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