I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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