I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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