try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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