I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
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