jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
no you cant smoke seaweed
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I have aggressive nipples.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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