dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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