Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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