and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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