What a fucking waste of an outfit
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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