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can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
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