Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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