so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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