brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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