i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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