You're completely useless in the revolution.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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