I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
it was like eating out sand paper
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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