Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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