forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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