are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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