let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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