i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
where am i from again
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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