I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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