I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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