do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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