I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Just invented taco cereal.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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