this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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