Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Randomize
