i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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