Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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