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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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