Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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