something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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