Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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