Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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