Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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