What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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