I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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