I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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